Pizza Philosophy Enthusiast Gifts

'If owls are so wise, why are they always eating mice instead of pizza?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Children playing games

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'