Pizza Philosophy Enthusiast Mugs

'If owls are so wise, why are they always eating mice instead of pizza?'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'It's my favorite.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Children playing games

Surprise in the salad bowl

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."