Pizza Fanatic Mugs

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"Judging by the strange mold coming from his room, I'm guessing it's either old pizza or something similar in nature."

Stupid Microwave

'You folks order the extra-large?'

'Pi...zza...del...ivery...'

"Yay! Pizza!"

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

"No sir, your pizzas haven't been genetically modified. Why do you ask?"

Man delivering a tall stack of pizzas.

'Half pepperoni and half sunflower seeds.'

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"Honey, did you order a triple ham pizza with garbage on top?"

ACCUPIZZA: "I think I understand the source of your confusion, Sir. You were under the impression that 'Accu' stood for 'Accurate'."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Super Pizza

"Gerald lockdown is over!"

"You're 54% fat, and the rest appears to be pizza."

More Cheese Pizza

Luigi's Pizzarear

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

Pizza Rescue.

'It's Ngook's favourite pizza: salami, cheese and explorer!'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

'I thought you told me that you ordered a pizza'

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

"Could you deliver 500 pizzas over there at the sports shop? Just ask for Hank at the frisbee department."

"Pizza again?"

"Rolling pizza cutter."