Pizza Visionary Gifts

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

The Velvet Mesquite

Children playing games

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Carpe pizza"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."