Pizza Chef Gifts

'I didn't have time to hunt'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"Does it have the extra cheese like I requested?"

"Oops, sorry! I thought I was at my other job as pizza chef!"

"In Italy today it's hotter outside the pizza oven than in it!"

"Delivery is free, but if we don't like the tip we beat the crap out of you."

"Cut into pieces, please. Your choice of fraction denominator."

Super Pizza

"It's about time! -- I ordered that last February!"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'The pizza is missing a slice that I had to give to your dog.'

The Velvet Mesquite

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

Ideals and realities - slow food or fast?

Pizza, the CD

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'I got this job by winning a game on my iPad. . . I'd hate to see what they did with the losers.'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'It's my masterpiece!... Made completely of dough - The leaning tower of Pizza!'

The art of pizza

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'That pizza I just ordered...cut it into four slices instead of five!'

Real pizza from Billings, Montana.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."