Pizza Perfectionists Gifts

Skydiving Pizza

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Under pressure.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

The Velvet Mesquite

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Children playing games

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Stupid Microwave

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"Carpe pizza"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.