Pizza Purist Gifts

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

"Ok, Ok! No more pizza with pinapple on it."

"I love a plain pizza. Nothing tops it."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Children playing games