Pizza Perfectionists Pillows

Skydiving Pizza

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Under pressure.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

The Velvet Mesquite

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Stupid Microwave

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"Carpe pizza"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.