Pizza Baker Pillows

'Republican pizza bakers love Obama!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Children playing games

The Velvet Mesquite

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices