Pizza Pillows

'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

"8 guilty,3 not guilty and one peperoni pizza with extra cheese"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."

The Niche Economy

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

Diet tip no 14325: Take time to enjoy your food. "Did you forget to take the pizza out of the box again?"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'We may be here for a while. It took us three days to agree on whether we wanted sausage or pepperoni.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'

"Your electricity will now be made from left-over pizzas."

'Large, double sausage, extra cheese?? Sorry, but with a pie like that we need a note from your HMO.'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

'I doubt if we'll be going out together again, so how about a garlic pizza?'

Irradiated pizza

"No, wait – thin crust."

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

"Who says you can't still find a dollar slice in this city?"

A short-lived waiter: "Could I bring you some garlic bread with that?"