Eating Pizza Pillows

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

"Dinner and a movie, sure. You order a pizza and I'll see what's on cable."

Making Pizza in the Office

Pandemic survival tool

We've always had zombies on TV --- Now they're just being explicit about it.

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

In a surprising development, Judge Judy today banned cameras from her courtroom.

'I was going to cook your breakfast, but instead, I sent out for pizza.'

'If you'd get lost, I could find you without a GPS nav. I'd just have to follow the empty beer cans and pizza boxes.'

'He's preparing for the Rugby World Cup.'

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

"I don't like this! You're in front of the TV all day long! You need to get off that couch, young man!"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"I thought I placed myself on a 'Do not call' list from you people. Well, as long as you're here, can you put Mom on?"

Crust is Risen! Pizza Nite

"I know the cat's away but why don't we watch a couple of boxsets, order a pizza and grab an early night."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."