Pizza Baker Gifts

'Republican pizza bakers love Obama!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

The Velvet Mesquite

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."