Pizza Making Gifts

Coal-Fired Pizza

Pizza school: 'Hey! I'm starting to get the hang of this. How are you doing?'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Pizza Express

The art of pizza

Ideals and realities - slow food or fast?

'How would I make a round pizza if we haven't created the wheel yet?'

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Menu Dating

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Velvet Mesquite

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Children playing games

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

The worm that churned!

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"