Pizza Chefs Gifts

'Well, usually I say 'Thanks for calling Giacomo's pizza service', but...'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

The Velvet Mesquite

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Carpe pizza"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'