Pizza Delivery Professional Gifts

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Children playing games

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'My hero!'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

Sisyphus Pizza

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"They should have quit after deep dish."