Pizza Delivery Driver Gifts

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

'Wenceslas Pizzas: 'Deep-pan, crisp & even'.'

'What's this? I ordered a 'Death cap mushroom' topping!'

Instead of hunting gazelle tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man?

'One with everything?'

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.

Nativity pizzas

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

"Relax, I'm just here to deliver a pizza."

'The Pizza delivery guy is here. Do you want me to send him in now, or shall I make him wait thirty minutes so you get it for free?'

Tele-pizza.

'Traffic Jam.'

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

'Sorry it's cold. When you asked for hot pizza, I thought you meant stolen.'

'Do not answer the door bell until I say so. . . if the pizza guy doesn't deliver our order in 15 minutes, we get our pizza for free.'

'I hate delivering Halloween night. They always tip you with candy!'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'My hero!'

Man delivering a tall stack of pizzas.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Apparently he's making demands. Anyone know what they are?"

"About time!"

The Starving Night

Desert Island Pizza Delivery

"Since you're probably going to the Johnson house tonight, do you mind delivering a couple of pizzas?"

"I don't care if you hacked us. We don't deliver to Moscow!"

"Have you got the cheese dip..?"

Sisyphus Pizza

'I'm sorry about the icy sidewalks Mr. Pizza Guy! Let me get my camera, ok? Just wait a minute.'

"Woah, woah - just because I'm a sexy pizza delivery guy, does not mean I have sex whenever I deliver a pizza."

A pizza deliveryman rides a unicycle.

Radioactive Pizza

All Pizza Box, No Pizza.

"You took more than 30 minutes, so I guess it's free again."