Pizza Delivery Dreamer Gifts

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'My hero!'

Sisyphus Pizza

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Pizza Rescue.

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'We should dispose of the evidence.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

Radioactive Pizza

'Traffic Jam.'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Pizzaiolo

I hate when you bring work home.