Pizza Delivery Dreamer T-Shirts

'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Sisyphus Pizza

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'My hero!'

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Pizza Rescue.

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'We should dispose of the evidence.'

'So it's agreed then. Pepperoni Pizza for everyone and the delivery boy for Ms Henderson's tiger.'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Radioactive Pizza

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

I hate when you bring work home.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Pizzaiolo

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

'Traffic Jam.'