Pizza Delivery Person T-Shirts

'Our delivery time was 45 minutes. But thanks to new technology, it's now 45 seconds.'

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'

"PHD! I'm impressed with your credentials."

"I think it's some sort of ancient pizza-delivery guy."

'We should dispose of the evidence.'

'My mom will be right down. Is it OK if I eat a slice before we pay you?'

GAZELLE PIZZA.

Pizza for the priest.

'I fancy a new challenge of driving slow with something cold in a box.'

'What's twenty percent of $17.56?'

He's just the pizza guy, but he's very well prepared!

'Oh, I retired from the rat race years ago. Now it amuses me to deliver the cheese.'

Santa's toy delivery

'You the one who ordered a large Pizza with extra pepperoni?'

These mergers are getting out of hand.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Duck Hunting

"Pizza? Good choice!"

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

"Yes sir, we deliver in all kinds of weather."

"That's a little discouraging. Our CEO was our pizza delivery guy."

"But isn't this the delivery room?"

Pizza Delivery.

"One large with pepperoni and mushrooms."

Mugger Awaits Pizza Boy With Rolling Pizza Cutter

"I hope you didn't tip him for a cold pizza."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Luckily there are still men with charm and style.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'