Pizza Delivery Worker T-Shirts

"Yep, 135 Elm Street...someone from here ordered a large pizza with extra anchovies!"

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Food deliverer's baby.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

The Velvet Mesquite

Exit Next Left

"Who ordered a pizza?"

French Early Bird

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Anything for me?"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'My hero!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes