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Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Food deliverer's baby.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Exit Next Left

The Velvet Mesquite

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

French Early Bird

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"Anything for me?"

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'My hero!'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."