Pizza Delivery Personnel Gifts

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Santa called but you were out!

The Velvet Mesquite

Exit Next Left

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

French Early Bird

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'My hero!'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

Sisyphus Pizza

"Anything for me?"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I didn't have time to hunt'