Pizza Shop Employee Gifts

"Do you have any previous sign-holding experience?"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Sisyphus Pizza

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'My hero!'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

The art of pizza

Pizza Rescue.

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'We should dispose of the evidence.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

Do you realize the light from that star left over a hundred thousand years ago and it only just got here? That's nothing --- Have you ever phoned out for pizza?

Violinist plays stringy cheese

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Pizza, the CD