Pizza Shop Employee Pillows

"Do you have any previous sign-holding experience?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Sisyphus Pizza

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'My hero!'

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'I didn't have time to hunt'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Pizza Rescue.

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

The art of pizza

'We should dispose of the evidence.'

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'

'That's Amore`!'-A pizza and the cook who made it

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"I would've gotten here earlier but I went on my lunch break during the drive."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Violinist plays stringy cheese

Radioactive Pizza

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Pizzaiolo