Pizza Delivery Staff Gifts

'Pizza delivery standards are not what they used to be!'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Food deliverer's baby.

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

French Early Bird

Exit Next Left

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"Anything for me?"

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'My hero!'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."