Pizza Delivery Staff Gifts

'Pizza delivery standards are not what they used to be!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Food deliverer's baby.

Santa called but you were out!

French Early Bird

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

The Velvet Mesquite

Exit Next Left

"Who ordered a pizza?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"Anything for me?"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'My hero!'

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

Sisyphus Pizza

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."