Pizza Delivery Worker Gifts

"Yep, 135 Elm Street...someone from here ordered a large pizza with extra anchovies!"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Food deliverer's baby.

Santa called but you were out!

Exit Next Left

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

The Velvet Mesquite

French Early Bird

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'My hero!'

"Anything for me?"

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

Sisyphus Pizza

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."