Pizza Deliverer Gifts

'Is that some kind of code or are you delivering my pizza?'

here you are sir our super de luxe pizza with all the toppings

LAY ZEE FUK

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Food deliverer's baby.

French Early Bird

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

Heavy meals on wheels

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Sisyphus Pizza

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'My hero!'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Remember, don't discuss the case with the jurors.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Pizza Rescue.

The art of pizza

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'We should dispose of the evidence.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'16 years old and I already have a company car!'