Pizza Delivery Drivers Gifts

Disc golf players make horrible pizza delivery guys.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

How Amazon was invented

Food deliverer's baby.

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

The Velvet Mesquite

French Early Bird

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'That last hill was a bit steep!'