Pizza Delivery Drivers Gifts

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

French Early Bird

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'That last hill was a bit steep!'