Pizza Delivery Professional Prints

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

Children playing games

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Sisyphus Pizza

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'My hero!'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'