Pizza Restaurant Owner Gifts

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Fast food. Even faster food

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Today's special... donuts.

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Kitchen Kapers

"This is our soft opening."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"