Pizza Debater Gifts

Are you searching for a playful gift for the pizza enthusiast who never misses a chance to debate toppings? Our collection combines humor with creativity, ideal for those who cherish their favorite food and lively conversations. Whether they love classic cheese or bold specialty toppings, find a witty gift that celebrates their passion and personality. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak their language and add a dash of fun to their everyday life.

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"You owe me five bucks."

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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?" mockup

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

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'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.' mockup

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?" mockup

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.' mockup

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more." mockup

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

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"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on." mockup

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

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"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow" mockup

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

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Mayo-A-Mayo

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'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.' mockup

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

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'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...' mockup

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.' mockup

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

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Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE! mockup

Delivery of Sermon within 30 minutes or your second one's FREE!

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'You're cute when you blow your cool.' mockup

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

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"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!" mockup

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!' mockup

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

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'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that? mockup

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

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"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?" mockup

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

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Pizzas

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'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust! mockup

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

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"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!" mockup

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

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'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

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'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!' mockup

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

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'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?' mockup

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

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"You ordered mammoth again?"

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"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head." mockup

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

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'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.' mockup

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

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"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it." mockup

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

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'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.' mockup

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

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Pizza Debater Gifts Collection

Pizza Debater Mugs

Explore our full range of pizza-loving gifts, including mugs that bring humor and personality to every sip.

Pizza Debater Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that showcase their love for pizza and lively debates, blending humor with home comfort.

Pizza Debater Prints

Browse our amusing prints that capture the fun spirit of pizza debating, perfect for decorating their favorite space.

Pizza Debater T-Shirts

Check out our selection of witty t-shirts for pizza enthusiasts and great debaters alike—perfect for expressing their passions with style.