Pie Pundit Gifts

"Pie chart"

"Oh sorry. I gave you American apple pie. You're supposed to get the apple pie from a former Soviet Republic."

'What on earth is this?'

Cow sells fresh pies.

'Horsemeat in pies, eh, sir, who can you trust nowadays?'

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Mario Draghi

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Difference of Opinion

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Eldrow

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Torturing the English Language

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'