Piigs Pundit Gifts

Mario Draghi

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

CEO du Jour

Eldrow

Where does it all end up?

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Obama Healthcare.

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Budget

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Greek Crisis

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Statue of Security

Tied up in red tape.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

CIA. Office of Disinformation. Please Use Other Door.

Diner is served

Power/Expenditures

"Pie chart"

Football.

New York Scatological Society

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Take a letter,'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

News and Magazines. Campaign Fundraising Heats Up. It says this election cycle is expected to break all records in the amount of money spent on free speech.

The Arab Autumn

"Im..peach...ment!"

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

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