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Mario Draghi

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

CEO du Jour

Where does it all end up?

Obama Healthcare.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

Budget

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Greek Crisis

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

Statue of Security

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Football.

Diner is served

"Pie chart"

Power/Expenditures

New York Scatological Society

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'Take a letter,'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

Jeff Sessions

'Psst. It's okay in here, but don't go around calling $690 billion 'chump change.''

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

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The Arab Autumn

'This isn't an easy business- you have to stoop low and be high-handed at the same time.'

"Im..peach...ment!"