Pricetag Pundit Gifts

Niche Marketing: These Goods are Too Expensive for you to Buy

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

Euro fall...

Beef Stew.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

Mismanagement Consultant.

The Fishbowl Dynasty

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"I blame the regulators for giving predatory pricing a bad name."

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!"

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

"Actually son....these are peaches!"

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

"No, Mr. Phelps, I have no idea where your pension went."

"We explained to the Minister that pension management fees were incredibly complex..."

"I'm thinking of buying a peerage with the money from my second job."

'Her pension fund must of collapsed like ours did.'

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

Investing in aged care: 'Buy short memories!'