Pledge Pundit Gifts

"The preceding PBS program was funded by do-gooders...not by freeloaders like yourself."

Eldrow

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

Mismanagement Consultant.

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

The Fishbowl Dynasty

Voice of the GOP

New Dross, Same as the Old Dross

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

"It's ridiculous to claim that we've been rewarding investment managers foolishly!"

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

Vernon Trunick with the 3 O'Clock Report

Gentlemen, I'm gathering information about the electorate. First question, how have you voted in the past? Sometimes I've filled in circles with a pen. Or used an electronic touch-screen. Once I punched holes in a card! When you live in Florida, right? I've written in a name. And voted by mail! I'm beginning to understand why polling data is increasingly unreliable.

Put us down as decidedly and definitely more positive than "maybe" but probably something not quite so strong as "perhaps."

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Don't cash it before next Tuesday.

"No, Mr. Phelps, I have no idea where your pension went."