Piggy Bank Pundit Gifts

How much do we have in the contingency fund...? About half a drawer full.

Mario Draghi

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Investing your savings

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"So much for password protected."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

New York Scatological Society

"Pie chart"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Fairy Tales. The piggy bank's been smiling a lot lately. He's the only one who didn't lose his savings in the stock market meltdown.

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

Liquidity Lunch

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Mismanagement Consultant.

"I can't afford to feed you."

Most piglets are suckling, while one has walked away with coin from mother's back.

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

Gesundheit.

'It must be bonus time again.'

Piggy Bank full of collaterised debt obligations.

'Hurry up and enjoy your life as a pensioner! Three.. Two.. One..'

Bank of England Base Rates.

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

Euro crisis.