Piigs Ponderer Gifts

The Eurozone - Running On Empty

Mario Draghi

Happy thoughts

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

Energy speculation.

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

'I'm just a struggling actor. Your insurance policy doesn't cover a real doctor.'

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."

Sorry I've got Writer's Block.

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Which one of us is me?"

'Eddy Penguin? I'm not sure, officer... Can you desctibe him?'

Graffiti about dominoes, beer etc. Old man says: 'To deter vandals, I'm doing my own graffiti.'

"Why cull us when we could be retrained?"

"Your pineapple empandas are delicious. Except for one thing."