Pizza Philosophers T-Shirts

'You want a pizza with everything? -- Do you comprehend the philosophical implications of that?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

View to the Future

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Surprise in the salad bowl

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'