Piano Magician T-Shirts

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Rhapsody in Blue.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I can't believe he brought her."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Magic Tricks

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'