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'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Fred like to tickle the ivories.'

"It's mine now."

The next song is called "A Walk Across the Keys."

'It's a quarter-to-three and there's no one in the place except ewe and me.'

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"The Eggsorcist"

Radiator jazz player

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

Elevator Music

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

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The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Double Saxophone

Rap-scallions

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Ding" "Dong"