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" 'Over there, over there...' "

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Fun (circa 1955)

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Louise Farrenc

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

Sergei Taneyev

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Around the piano

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"You're welcome."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Little Richard

Elton John

Nocturne

Edvard Grieg.

Dave Brubeck

"Thank you, Sir."