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"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

Super-modified grand piano.

Newton discovers surrealism

You need an organ transplant.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Fun (circa 1955)

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Louise Farrenc

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Music at Home Pt. 1

Sergei Taneyev

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Elton John

Cesar Franck

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.