Piano Aficionados Pillows

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

Super-modified grand piano.

Newton discovers surrealism

You need an organ transplant.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Frederic Chopin

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Fun (circa 1955)

The Death Of Venus

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Cesar Franck

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Sergei Taneyev

Louise Farrenc

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Around the piano

Nocturne

"You're welcome."