Piano Enthusiasts Pillows

"Don't make me come down there."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'When did you first realise you didn't have a child prodigy on your hands?!"

Beethoven's Fifth

Elton John

'I'm organic.'

'I can see you have a drinking problem.'

First Upright Piano Pulled to the South Pole.

Masked Pianist

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Cossack dancers

Fun (circa 1955)

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

The Echoes at Killarney

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Elton John

Louise Farrenc

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Sergei Taneyev

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Music at Home Pt. 1