Piano Buffs Pillows

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Piano Keyboard

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Fun (circa 1955)

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Louise Farrenc

Sergei Taneyev

Music at Home Pt. 1

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.