Piano Bar Aficionado Pillows

Give A Dog A Bone.

'After hours at the piano lab.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Frederic Chopin

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Last Chance For Reality

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Elton John

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Sergei Taneyev

Music at Home Pt. 1

Cesar Franck

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."