Piano Bar Lover Pillows

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Fun (circa 1955)

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Sergei Taneyev

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Louise Farrenc

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Around the piano

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Thank you, Sir."

Nocturne

Edvard Grieg.

"You're welcome."