Piano Bar Lover Gifts

I'm afraid I'd need a much larger tip jar before I could consider playing anything by the Captain and Tennille, sir.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Fun (circa 1955)

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Louise Farrenc

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Sergei Taneyev

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Nocturne

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Edvard Grieg.

"Thank you, Sir."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Dave Brubeck

"You're welcome."