Piano Bar Entertainers Gifts

"Any requests?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Serenading

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Louise Farrenc

Sergei Taneyev

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Dave Brubeck

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Vasiliy Lebedev-Kumach

Nocturne

"In conclusion , I'll replay the notes I played incorrectly. There was an F sharp, two E flats, a G..."

Newton discovers surrealism

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

Lovers playing the piano

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

Robert Schumann

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

Frederic Chopin.

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

Ludwig van Beethoven

F. Chopin

'I'm organic.'

Claude Debussy

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Pianist

Young Simon Cowell

Orchestra